Master of Disaster ([info]madeinmoscow) wrote,
2005-08-14 16:02:00
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  • Music: океан ельзи (без боя)

much ado about nothing

1. I got really drunk last night – after putting in a 12 hour shift and mercifully missing the KVN game, I got on BART and rode into Concord. I have not eaten all day, but before I could get to the food, I decided to get a little drunk. I drank several beers with vodka and became severely intoxicated. I do not remember much, but I do remember doing pushups and shoving some important KVN guy out of my way. I remember stalking up to dear [info]dalona and no less dear [info]the_furman, who, incidentally, own two of the most exquisitely elegant cats in the entire state of California. I was saying some gibberish to them, but I have no recollection of what I was saying (I am so sorry if I said something offensive). I had to miss work this morning – I feel really sick. I am getting too old for this shite. Most embarrassing thing – I got so drunk that I failed to eat. At all. ¡Nunca jamás!

2. I failed to turn in my final papers on time, so I have to do it now. My brilliant professor sent me a reply, which said: Dear Paul,
Don't worry - just e-mail me your papers, and I'll take it from there. The grades have to be in on Wednesday, so get them to me by Tuesday. I quite enjoyed your paper on MacKinnon and Brown, by the way. best, IA. He is the best. And that MacKinnon and Brown paper was on the philosophical delineation between the modernist v. postmodernist feminism. Or, at least, what in my opinion that difference is. I am so happy he liked it! Which reminds me, I became enamored with work of some University of Chicago scholars. I am beginning to be convinced that that school is particular can give one the best classical education in humanities, especially in philosophy. The writing style of the professors there is immensely intellectually dense and often not easily accessible. They are asking us to do work for work’s sake, sometimes, but that’s part of scholarship, I guess.
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[info]constantan

August 15 2005, 00:27:05 UTC 6 years ago

The absolute worst of all beer-vodka combinations out there is a deadly, tracherous and brain-killing Holsten-Smirnoff mix. While the Smirnoff component honestly traces its origin to Menlo Park CA, Holsten - a brand in decline even out here, and a rather shady product in the US -introduces a wildly unknown variable into the chemical composition of the poisonous mix.

I never new there could be so much vomit inside a 17yr old body. At dawn's break, I've opened my eyes and got the impression that an entire platoon of Moldovians were here the other night. Nope. It was me who polluted, like, half of the Panorama City total area.

Beware of Holsten.

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:24:30 UTC 6 years ago

i know

i did kamchatka with budweiser once. excedrin headache number ninefuckingteen.

but if i were to drink guiness with grey goose, i would be good to go.

[info]_ejik_

August 15 2005, 01:31:54 UTC 6 years ago

"I drank several beers with vodka"
(хватается за голову) До чего эта ваша варварская Америка доводит приличных людей....
Утром после, кстати, очень хорошо выпить ударную дозу "Пирацетама" (не знаю, как в США называется препарат).
Через полчаса голова и все остальное в полном порядке.

[info]vasechkin

August 15 2005, 03:17:45 UTC 6 years ago

ниче себе, это ж неотропный препарат, только по рецептам. при частом употреблении может вызвать почечную недостаточность..

[info]_ejik_

August 15 2005, 10:03:46 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Reply to your comment...

Я таки похож на человека с почечной недостаточностью?

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:27:58 UTC 6 years ago

nah

pain is just weakness leaving your body, ranger. pain lets you know you are still alive.

i love beer with vodka - my favorite drink, actually.

[info]_ejik_

August 15 2005, 19:29:30 UTC 6 years ago

Re: nah

Может, тебе стоит попробовать BDSM?

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:41:44 UTC 6 years ago

been there, done that

courtesy us army.

[info]pantavila

August 15 2005, 01:42:51 UTC 6 years ago

u always do pushups....lol

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:28:19 UTC 6 years ago

i know

my own little vietnam flashback.

[info]maximbo

August 15 2005, 07:10:12 UTC 6 years ago

хм, а это у нас (concord-walnut-creek) происходило? опять я все пропустил.

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:42:01 UTC 6 years ago

kvn

you missed nothing.

[info]kaleydoskop

August 16 2005, 22:30:06 UTC 6 years ago

я гуляла по жж. Re: kvn

ну почему же? мне вот семеро смелых очень понравились!
и вечерика кстати была милая (не считая музыки).

[info]zoozeekee

August 15 2005, 16:18:24 UTC 6 years ago

Have you heard Timur Shaov's

Песня о Бодуне

[info]madeinmoscow

August 15 2005, 19:43:01 UTC 6 years ago

never heard of him

but this one is appropriate.

[info]zoozeekee

August 15 2005, 21:17:55 UTC 6 years ago

Re: never heard of him

quite a coincidence: i'm listening to him right now!... anyhow, i think here you may be able to listen to his stuff... he's witty and interesting and fun... i recommend the songs: чисто конкретно, эх яблочко, хали-гали, любовное чтиво, ночной свистун, романс о женшине...

[info]sirensblog

September 27 2005, 04:10:09 UTC 6 years ago

i bet that

you were still under the influence when you wrote that post.

at least it sounds that way because i am drunk right now. i did not mix vodka with beer, just drank lots of wine to celebrate the end of rita madness. back to work tomorrow.

ps i remember you used to like arm wrestling. i guess push ups is a new thing ;> I can just see you doing push ups! LOL! :)
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